Sombre me

Where've they put the friends' posts bit that used to be on the home page?

AND, Recent Posts on the home page - as well as the individual blog titles being clickable, you used to be able to click the blog name too so it brought up the whole blog (and nothing but the blog). Hmph.

(muffled whispers) "She hasn't been back five minutes and she's already complaining. Somebody please ram that bloody Fab lolly down her throat."

Which, incidentally, aren't as big as they used to be. Double hmph.

Edit: It's okay, I've found myblog (made by me, apparently) and The Buzz...

I don't know what to say.

Hello?

*Clenches fists, teeth and eyes(??) in desperate attempt to avoid a cringy Lionel Richie outburst*

My last post here was 20th Jan. Wow. Have I been sulking for that long?

Actually, yes. Well, that would've been about the time of my little car accident which reduced me to a nervous, gibbering wreck for about... 2 days. The rest of it I can't account for, other than periods of highs and lows and not feeling worthy of the byte space provided to me by BCUK, amongst others. Even though I pay for it now. That's right. I become Pro then don't touch the thing for months. Tut.

Incidentally, I see it's all been refurbed around here. Nice of you to welcome me back like this guys but really, you shouldn't have gone to all that trouble. You know that before long someone will upset me and I'll throw another strop and go back into my shell for another 6 months, so really, it's wasted effort. Thanks anyway, looks good.

I don't like my new avatar much. I was in a 'black' mood at the time. Makes me look a bit 'emo'. Like I should be wearing nothing but black, listening to My Chemical Romance and crying all the time.

Oh.

Anyway, I'll make it my aim to find a new one tout de suite.

Now. As it appears to be one of 'those' nights, ie one of much deprivation of snoozement to which I have - of late - become accustomed, shall I go and get myself a Fab lolly from the freezer?

Anyone?

I'll take that as a 'yes'.